A year ago on Sunday my niece petted a unicorn at Costa Rica DisneyPlanet and died of anaphylactic shock while the unicorn's dark eyes watched in utter serenity. The rest on Adversarial Metanoia.
The vampire secret space program was too rushed to fully erase Transylvania-born rocket pioneer Hermann Oberth from the history books, but they were able to disguise their Moon-bound launches in the chaos of WWII Eastern Europe. So strong were Von Braun's oaths of silence (or so deep his fear of what had been left behind) […]
"That couch," observed the salesperson, "is twice as smart at being a couch than you are at being a person." The rest on Adversarial Metanoia.